"Not Me!" Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.  GOOD TIMES! :)

This week, I definitely did not catch my daughter handing her slobber-covered pacifier over to her brother, trying desperately to shove it violently sweetly hold it in his mouth for him.  No, she is well aware of the fact that it could be covered with germs, and that for that very reason they each have their own pacifiers.  And she would definitely not continue to insist that he take it and enjoy it, after multiple attempts, when he clearly had no interest or desire for said paci at all.

And of course, were I to become aware of such a precarious situation transpiring in my living room, I would certainly not stop, laugh, and capture every attempt on camera.  No, I would never condone such disgusting behavior by aiding and photographing it.

       

Hey, brother! You look like you need a pacifier to suck on.

Here, have mine!

You dropped it, but don't worry-I'll put it right back in your mouth!

No, in our house, we never ever share saliva from pacifiers.  Or anything else, for that matter.  ;)  What have you NOT been doing this week??